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Post by Kadin on Mar 29, 2021 21:03:25 GMT -6
Flamestone's Why so Cirrus x Flamestone's Let There Be Light
Earned by Let There be LightBreeding 1/4 for both Patronne and Matronne
Why so Cirrus is being lent to Skram for this breeding only for the purpose of an inter-kennel breeding
20/20
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Post by Kadin on Mar 29, 2021 21:07:38 GMT -6
There was someone new to the labs. New and, somehow, poorer than he'd been when he'd first arrived. Kadin had, in the spirit of, I don't know. Being friendly, or whatever? Decided to hire them for some odd jobs here and there. Buy something from the shop, go run some errands for him, help him make more puppies. Nothing really hard to do in any way, but for some reason he was getting the feeling that the person he'd hired might try to rob them at the end of all this. He wasn't sure HOW he'd gotten that impression, since he didn't know them well enough yet to make impressions like that, but the impression was there. Now here he was, heading to the breeding center to see about having them do the next job he'd hired them for. Helping him supervise his houluh while they made puppies. This wouldn't be awkward at all.
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Post by Skram on Mar 29, 2021 21:10:03 GMT -6
Were they late? Probably. Did they care? Not in the fucking slightest. When they'd initially been hired, no one had said anything about needed to help dogs fuck. This legit was what they had been hired to do. Help dogs fuck. People could call it whatever the hell they wanted to. Letting their houluh get to know each other! Take them to the breeding center! Let them play around a bit, then puppies will magically appear!
Yeah. That was called fucking.
Skram was pretty done with all of these odd jobs they'd been hired for, if that wasn't glaringly apparent. The creepy place was one thing, but this episode of fuck was something else entirely. They didn't want to be here, the person who hired them would probably be able to tell, and then where would they be after all of that? Not paid, probably. Or at least not as well as they should be.
2/20
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Post by Kadin on Mar 29, 2021 21:12:35 GMT -6
Kadin was getting a bit impatient. He had Lux here with him. He was still waiting for his new hire and Cirrus. They were his, after all, but there was no sign of the person he'd hired to go inside with him. In a fit a boredom, he filled out all of the paperwork for both himself and the other person. All they needed to do was sign their god damn name and they'd be good to go, but they needed to be here to do that. Kadin sat on one of the chairs in the waiting room and stared at Lux while she stared back at him, tail slowly wagging. No help there. "They'll be here soon." He said anyway, wishing he could make time move faster and make that true. No one else he'd done breedings with had ever made him wait like this before. This was pretty annoying.
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Post by Skram on Mar 29, 2021 21:14:54 GMT -6
Still dragging their feet, Skram stared at the fuck building that they were supposed to go into. A dog was by their side. It stood nearly as tall as they did, if not taller. They were trying to ignore that fact. Luckily it was a pretty friendly dog, even if the guy who owned it called it a houluh. It was clearly a fucking dog, fancy coat aside. And they didn't know how long they'd be able to stand out here mentally complaining about dogs before they had to go inside.
With a sigh, Skram opened the door and walked in. They looked around for the person who hired them and just frowned harder when they finally saw him. He was sitting there like a lump with the other dog, presumably the one who was gonna get fucked. They both sort of looked like they were pouting. It was kinda funny. Skram scoffed and walked over.
4/20
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Post by Kadin on Mar 29, 2021 21:17:12 GMT -6
Kadin looked up once the door opened. His shoulders slumped in relief when he saw that it was FINALLY the person he'd hired to do this job, showing up late. Fuck's sake, he'd waited long enough! Kadin got up with his paperwork and walked over to meet the small lizard person, pushing the paperwork towards them with a frown.
"Here. I filled it out already, just make your mark or signature down there." He pointed to where they needed to sign and handed them a pen, too. Was it too obvious that he was impatient? he didn't give a shit.
Lux, meanwhile, was perfectly happy to bounce over and greet Cirrus. They were best friends! They grew up each other and liked each other a lot. Lux was the most happy when she could spend time with Cirrus, even, so it was great that she got to see him right now!
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Post by Skram on Mar 29, 2021 21:19:45 GMT -6
Oh shit, he looked pissed. Skram frowned even harder when a clipboard was shoved at them. They swiped away the pen just to be insolent and sneered up at the stupid human who thought that he could boss them around. Heck. Maybe they'd take his money and then steal from him after all of this. It'd serve him right if he was going to just be an asshole because they were bit late.
They scrawled their signature across the entire bottom of the page just to be a dick and held it up high over their head for him to take back, waving it around obnoxiously. "Here." They said in a snotty voice. "You're welcome."
Meanwhile, the dog was beside himself with joy to see his friend again. Well. Not as excited as she was, but that might just be him. He tail was wagging, at least, but he seemed more of the stoic type than the other houluh.
6/20
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Post by Kadin on Mar 29, 2021 21:22:56 GMT -6
Kadin watched with a frown while Skram basically doodled all over the page they were supposed to sign. He wanted to say something, he really did, but he had the sneaking suspicion that doing so would only make this worse. They hadn't even gotten into the room yet. He was going to take the loss. He snatched the clipboard back once they held it up, narrowly avoided being hit in the chest with hit, which was probably their intention. "Thanks." He said, flatly, not wanting to give in to their obvious provocations that easily, before turning abruptly on his heel and heading back towards the rooms. He called for both of his houluh over his shoulder, just because he could.
Lux didn't mind that Cirrus wasn't super affectionate like she was! She liked him just the way he was, grumpy and all. But their fun had to stop for a moment when Kadin called. She ran after him!
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Post by Skram on Mar 29, 2021 21:26:01 GMT -6
Skram watched with satisfaction as his face turned all sorts of funny shapes from all the emotions he was trying to keep under wraps. That was one of the good things about humans, they were really easy to read, especially when you wanted to be a pain in the ass. Luckily that was Skram's default setting, so more fun for them!
They even waited until after the human had turned around before visibly shaking with laughter at his reactions. He was just too fucking FUNNY, especially calling the dogs after him. Classic. Skram didn't even care, they followed after at a meandering pace, not worried at catching up now that they did (most) of their job and got the damn dog here.
Cirrus readily sprang to attend the moment Kadin called. Yes! He knew he had to come! He knew his name! He trotted after Kadin and Lux, pleased to be back with him packmates.
8/20
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Post by Kadin on Mar 29, 2021 21:29:36 GMT -6
Kadin finally got to the breeding room, after spending who knows HOW long at this damn place just waiting. He opened the door and let the houluh in first then he looked down the hallway to see where Skram had wandered off to. Of course, they weren't right behind him. They weren't even close. He frowned as he saw they were walking so slowly, too, as if it didn't matter where they were going or how long it took to get there. "You're getting paid to be here. You need to actually be here to get paid." He said pointedly.
Lux ran into the room full of excitement! There were so many toys here! Toys weren't always as fun as treats but she really liked toys too! She bee lined straight for what looked like a really long stick, but was actually soft! She picked it up and ran around the room with it, trying to show off.
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Post by Skram on Mar 29, 2021 21:32:39 GMT -6
Once Kadin looked back at them, Skram started walking, if anything, even slower. They hid the grin off their face so he wouldn't get wise to it and looked around innocently, as if they were just talking in the sights of the place and not purposefully delaying their arrival to the room at all, no sure. It's totally not weird that they were hired to watch dogs fuck! Not at all!
The ALMOST smiled when Kadin finally cracked and said something. Almost.
"Sorry, sir!" Skram said smartly, holding up their hands and adopted their most innocent voice they could muster through all the hissing. "I'll do my very best, sir, but my legs are so short! You're so much faster than me, sir!"
Cirrus was having a BLAST. He chased after Lux, yipping at her happily, as if trying to get her to give up the toy. In truth, he didn't really care one way or another, he just wanted to play with her.
10/20
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Post by Kadin on Mar 29, 2021 21:35:25 GMT -6
They were doing this on purpose. He was SURE they must be doing this on purpose. Just who had he hired for all those jobs? He really needed to rethink this whole being friendly thing. He'd thought it was uncharacteristic of himself when he initially had the impulse, but this just confirmed it for him. It was not fucking worth it if this was what he got for it.
"Shut up and get in here, I don't give a crap." He said with a sigh. "Once we're done, you'll get paid and can do whatever you want after that. But we need to finish this first."
Lux kept looking over her shoulder as she ran, as if checking to make sure Cirrus was right behind her! She LOVED to run and it was very obvious now, getting him to chase her around the room while she had a toy! Maybe they'd do something else next, but this was fine for now!
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Post by Skram on Mar 29, 2021 21:38:27 GMT -6
Man, he was sure easy to get riled up. Skram finally dropped the act and adopted a grin that showed off all of their teeth. It was about as close to a grin as they could get, after all, since they didn't quite have the same muscles for it that a typical human did. Bonus points that it tended to creep people out or piss them off even more.
"Dunno what yer talkin' about, sir." They drawled, strolling through the door and past Kadin as if he'd actually been holding the door open for them and not just standing there like a jackass. "Dunno why you want me to be here to watch these dogs fuck, though. Is this a weird fetish thing for you or something?"
Cirrus kept chasing after Lux, but BOY was she fast! He could barely keep up! He kept scrambling after her, anyway, because it seemed to be making her happy.
12/20
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Post by Kadin on Mar 29, 2021 21:41:10 GMT -6
Kadin rolled his eyes all the way to the sky and back. He carefully closed the door. Then he turned around to stare at the menace to society (crossroads society, at least) that he'd hired for the day. "No." He said, very clearly. "It is not a fetish thing. Everyone here does it. I don't god damn know why or how it started. This is just where you meet up with someone to get offspring. I didn't make the fucking rules."
Ah, shit, he was getting worked up again. With a frown, he looked for a chair and sat down, pointedly staring at the houluh this time and away from the sapient creature he was stuck with for today.
Lux kept looking back at Cirrus while she was running around. She eventually noticed that he was slowing down a bit and seemed tired. That wasn't good! She stopped running around and when to check up on him instead.
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Post by Skram on Mar 29, 2021 21:44:13 GMT -6
"So it's SOMEONE'S fetish." Skram concluded. "Just not your's. And you're getting in on it just because everyone else is doing it. Hmmm." Skram contemplated this while they walked over to pick up one of the toys, examining the vacant, staring eyes of a discarded and well loved orbaru plushie. "Yeah, no, still fucking weird. Why can't you just put the pets in a room alone and watch them through a hole in the wall or something? Still less weird than being in the same room with them." They tossed the toy away and looked over to Kadin, wondering who in this weird place had the bright idea for the current system to begin with.
Cirrus wagged his tail madly when Lux turned around. He was always happy to spend time with her and hang out! But she had also made a fatal mistake. When she was distracted, he stole the toy and ran a few steps away, growling playfully.
14/20
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