Take Two Mar 24, 2021 20:17:36 GMT -6
Post by Skram on Mar 24, 2021 20:17:36 GMT -6
Somehow, Skram had managed to escape the attentions of their newest "friend". Barely. Seriously, that guy was a little much for Skram, at the best of times. It didn't help things that they couldn't manage to see all of him at once, basically ever, on account of how damned huge he was. But dealing with him and his friendliness was a problem for later Skram. Now Skram was busy with something else.
You see, Skram was being stalked. And not by the abominable snowman this time. That deer monster they'd met in the woods seemed to particularly like following them around for no god damn reason at all. It was driving Skram a little bit insane. It isn't wanted to share its food before, but after spending like five minutes with Skram, now it wanted to follow them everywhere?
Yeah. They didn't understand it. They needed to get to the bottom of it. And that was how they ended up here. Climbing trees so that it could hide up in the branches and pounce down on the deer monster thing when it finally showed itself. Skram would be the first to admit that it wasn't the best idea they'd ever thought of, but what else could they do? Just keep being stalked by a deer monster who was giving no account of why the fuck they were stalking Skram to begin with?
And so they waited. And waited. Annnd... waited. And they kept waiting until they suddenly heard some rustling in the bushes. Saw and antler. A hoof peeked out. The moment Skram could see the deer monster entirely, they leapt out of the tree with a HA! and.... fell flat on their face in the dirt right behind it, startling it back into the bushes.